Blade Maidens: What Fools These Mortals Be – 8 & 9

“To those who dwell in this quaint realm,

Good tidings! I bring you word from across the cosmos as you know it. I, Gidwyn, am happy to provide your first true glimpse into the nature of your existence amongst the tapestry of worlds.

Your lives, as you toil and struggle across the lands of your realm, are…well, boring as sin, frankly.

But you’re starting to shake things up! Delightful! We simply love the initiative! From your little sorceries to the somehow charming and moving pieces of art, you continue to surprise. A few more centuries and you might get somewhere worth noting!

Lest you be discouraged, plenty of us fae are rooting for you. The last thing the cosmos needs is another realm of drab predictable bores, and you’ve done shockingly well considering your limited perspective. So, keep it up dear mortals! Make messes! Try new things! Break your chains of mediocrity! I, for one, can’t wait to see what you have in store.”

– A message addressed to the denizens of Telos. Unfortunately illegible as it appeared in impossibly small script on the tooth of Magister Kaylin Winshelm and was dismissed as a cavity.